Some fav lines from The Hangover part 2..

Doug: “What’s going on? Where are you guys?”
Phil: “I don’t know man. We woke up in some shithole room in some city.”
Doug: “Oh God, what city?”
Phil: “I don’t know Doug. Fucking Asiatown!”

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Stu: “Maybe he just doesn’t understand. I’ll act it out like charades, watch. Two words.”
Alan: “Is it a movie?”
Stu: “Not you Alan!”
Alan: “American teenager. In Asia.”
Alan: “Karate Kid, with Jaden Smith.”

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Stu: “That is wrong, your talking about my sperm. Where would your sperm come from?”
Stripper: “My balls. You’re in Bangkok, there’s a reason they don’t call it Bangcunt!”

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‎Alan: “I don’t understand what’s going on, is this some sort of magic show?”

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Phil: “You’re not my friend!”
Alan: “Don’t say that, Phil. Are you serious? Even in America?”
Stu: “You’re the bearded devil!”

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Phil: “Look I’m sorry. We’re just having a bad day.”
Mr. Chow: “Ohh you having a bad day?… Did you die?”
Phil: “I got shot.”
Mr. Chow: “But, did you die?”

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Stu: “I wish I was a boring dentist who had a boring life and boring friends. But I don’t. I’m not. I’m actually part of this weird Wolfpack.”
Alan: “Hey, it’s not weird. It’s pretty cool actually – no membership fees…[interrupted]
Stu: “Look, here’s the deal man. I got a dark side. There’s a demon in me.”
Alan: “It’s true, he has semen in him.”
Stu: “I said demon.”
Alan: “You also have semen in you, remember?”

Best movie ever.